The Dead Body in the Library

is on no account to be disturbed.
Users are required to keep silent
out of respect, and not to intrude
on the cadaver's privacy.
Please keep well away from the area
occupied by the body.
This may cause some inconvenience
but have patience. The corpse will
be in occupation for no more than
a few weeks. Any attempt at
communication will be dealt with
severely. Do not speculate. It
is none of your business.
Thank you for your co-operation.