Butcher and baker, chiropodist, leech breeder,
great-coat conditioner, quill merchant, sphinx,
virgin commissioning agent, cartoonist,
commodity broker, bird breeder, fence,
hairpiece importer, and gunsmith, and barber,
cartographer, carpenter, doctor and priest,
tank, vat and cistern constructor, despatch rider
glazier, dog groomer, dental technician
egg-packer, muck-spreader, mail franker, and
electroplater and undertaker,
cage-rattler and shit-stirrer

by appointment...